I awoke in my Aunt’s house in La Jolla, San Diego. My Aunt was at work. She left me a […]
VINTAGE STORE FEARS
I met my friend Tom in midtown Manhattan this morning at Speedy’s cafe. To plan our monthly comedy variety show. Called Major […]
Men Who Laugh, Dance, and Jump
I sat in my parked car yesterday morning, waiting for my father and sister to come out of the Meals […]
Specific Details on How I Burnt My Toast
I made myself lunch this past weekend; two eggs over medium with a piece of toasted, buttered potato bread. This meal […]
My Hidden Relationship
I’d like to introduce everyone to my girlfriend…Her name is Cottage Cheese. She likes cold temperatures and is a little […]
Thanksgiving Break 2010
Hello Blog Reader. How are you? More importantly, who are you? Here are some pictures/updates from my Thanksgiving Break: Hanging […]
AMAZING Crab Dip Recipe!
Here is a the recipe for an amazing salty, crabby, and cream cheesey crab dip, my favorite food. [serves up to 10 […]
Remember the show Catdog?
Remember that show “Catdog”? What a weird show. It “depicts the life of conjoined brothers, with one half being a […]
10 Healthy Tips for Eating.
I have fallen off Starbuck’s wagon once again and consumed a venti iced chai tea today. It put me in […]
Visitors and Visits.
I asked tourists to take my picture this morning. It was a man and a woman tourist from Italy. There […]