The 2011 MTV Video Music Awards aired yesterday. My power blacked out mid-awards show. I was not able to watch […]
Hurricane Meditation
The most effective kind of meditation is post-hurricane. The most effective kind of dancing, is post-hurricane. Most fun part of […]
Hurricane Knitting: Carpal Tunnel Edition
Tonight a Hurricane is hitting the East Coast. Her name is Irene. I picture her being a 5 foot 6 […]
Starbucks Closed Due to Hurricane: Mother Freaks
“Oh my goodness. Thank goodness Starbucks is open, or else I would have been upset”, said my Starbucks addicted mother […]
Specific Details on How I Burnt My Toast
I made myself lunch this past weekend; two eggs over medium with a piece of toasted, buttered potato bread. This meal […]
The Knitting Factory
Yesterday my sister and I knitted. My mother crocheted [pronounced: croshayed]. All while watching the movie “Back to the Future”. […]
My Stop Motion Video
If my memory serves me correctly, and it usually does not, I have never posted this video on my blog. […]
That Country Song: IF I DIE YOUNG
I had 5 free minutes before I left the house for work this morning. I spent it in the recliner […]
How to Get Free Stuff of Amazon.com
When ordering things off Amazon.com, I use my sister’s account. She is a “Prime” member, meaning we get free two-day […]
My Vampire Family
I have a secret to tell you. I’m a vampire. My eyes are red because I am thirsty for blood. […]