A tip to get your body in the shape you desire is to hang a motivational quote on your wall. […]
Middle of the Night Thought
I woke up at 3am last night with a great thought. I knew I would forget it by morning, so […]
Palmer’s Pizzeria
My co-worker opened a pizza joint in NYC. He taped these flyers around office. To be a supportive friend, I […]
I Won The Lottery
I won $40 dollars in a “WIN FOR LIFE” lotto scratch off today! With my winnings, I could buy: 1) […]
Photo of Me Stuffing My Face With Food
Here is a photo of me and my mother. She is the beautiful, tanned woman. I am the child eating […]
21 Awesome Dog Names
Do you have a dog? Do you need a name for it? Are you tired of calling your dog generic […]
No, I Am Not A Boy. Thank You.
I rode the Express bus this morning to work. I sat with my head secularly bowed, reading Sara Vowell’s novel […]
Sets of Multiples
I did an investigation at work. I broke into the offices that lined my hallway. I rummaged around until I […]
My Psychic’s Predictions
Years ago, I went to a Spiritual Life Reader. I recently found the typed transcript of the hour session. Here […]
Baby Chris loves Bio-Oil
Today I found out my co-worker and arch enemy Chris used to be a baby model. He was the spokesbaby […]