This video was taken a few years ago. I hadn’t worn a retainer in a while. My teeth shifted. I […]
Being Freshly Pressed
Today my “Paul McCartney Concert” blog entry was Freshly Pressed. It was featured on wordpress’s main dashboard. This was very […]
Yesterday: Paul McCartney Concert
I attended the Paul McCartney concert last night at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx. Besides my most recent Urban Outfitters […]
My Parents Ditched Me Then Lied About It
On my commute into the city this morning, I ran into my parents. It was awkward because we live together, […]
Interview With Jenny and her Shocking Apathy Towards Hansel and Gretel
It was just after 3:45pm on Monday afternoon, the first day of the work week, when I swiveled around in […]
Lamb Chop Fridays
If I were ever to work anywhere else, the thing I would miss the most is “Lamp Chop” fridays. The […]
The Shining Twins
Happy Friday.
Sister, Sister
My sister Emily was born a baby on July 3rd, 1986. Her two most prized possessions were her rattle and […]
I Lost My Work ID AGAIN
I’m frustrated. I lost my work ID and have to pay $10 for a replacement. The first time you lose […]
First Day of Summer and The Lunar New Year!
Today is the first day of summer. I know this because my small purple date-keeper conveys “summer begins” on today’s […]