My co-worker has been leaving plastic bottles above my desk. They are too high for me to reach. I could […]
An Insignificant Event
I missed my stop on the bus this morning. In the year and 7 months I’ve commuted to work, this […]
Meaghan Interview: Her Dog is A Detective
I had the ultra exclusive honor to interview my co-worker and friend Meaghan. Meaghan and I met in our freshman year […]
Special VMA Appearances
The 2011 MTV Video Music Awards aired yesterday. My power blacked out mid-awards show. I was not able to watch […]
Hurricane Meditation
The most effective kind of meditation is post-hurricane. The most effective kind of dancing, is post-hurricane. Most fun part of […]
Hurricane Knitting: Carpal Tunnel Edition
Tonight a Hurricane is hitting the East Coast. Her name is Irene. I picture her being a 5 foot 6 […]
Starbucks Closed Due to Hurricane: Mother Freaks
“Oh my goodness. Thank goodness Starbucks is open, or else I would have been upset”, said my Starbucks addicted mother […]
Specific Details on How I Burnt My Toast
I made myself lunch this past weekend; two eggs over medium with a piece of toasted, buttered potato bread. This meal […]
The Knitting Factory
Yesterday my sister and I knitted. My mother crocheted [pronounced: croshayed]. All while watching the movie “Back to the Future”. […]
That Country Song: IF I DIE YOUNG
I had 5 free minutes before I left the house for work this morning. I spent it in the recliner […]