I have a secret to tell you. I’m a vampire. My eyes are red because I am thirsty for blood. […]
Kidnapped by Elves
These elves kidnapped me last night and forced me to make over three hundred toy soldiers with a baby saw. […]
100th BLOG POST.
Today is Tuesday. November 9th. 10:17AM. It will never be that moment again. I have acknowledged that. I am listening […]