Aliens at the Staten Island Yankees.

WordPress allows me to see how people come across my blog. Most people see my blog via my facebook profile. One person found my blog by searching, “how to contact a real witch”.

I must say I am intrigued by who this person is. Are you a man or a woman? Do you need a spell to make someone love you? Are you tangled up in serious trouble with a warlock? If you answer yes to any of the three, I suggest watching seasons 1-4 of the hit WB show Charmed, that follows the lives of three witch sisters on a journey to save innocents while leading a normal life.

Sidenote: I was ordered lunch for my boss from a place called “Witchcraft”. I instant messaged my friend/co-worker Rebecca and asked ┬áher “How long does witchcraft usually take” [meaning how long it takes for them to deliver] and she responded “I don’t really know. Why, are you trying to cast a spell on someone?” Hah! That gets me every time.

I went to a Staten Island Yankees game last evening with my family and sat in a box section directly behind the catcher. We had leather chairs and all the food we can eat including and limited to hot dogs, cheeseburgers, chicken sandwiches, and popcorn.

I had a cheeseburger. It’s funny how humans need to eat food to survive. I love food. Today is NATIONAL FRENCH FRY DAY. I’m not even kidding. Lenny and I split sweet potato french fries from the cafeteria. They were not up to par. Does that phrase come from the age-old sport of golf? What does the phrase “age-old” mean?

Continuing, Aunts Sally and Mary and cousin Blair saw a UFO in the sky and reacted like the below:

Blair tried to wave down UFO with her red hat. The UFO landed in centerfield and out walked a midget alien holding a baseball. “You hit this into the sky”, said the green creature. Of course he said this in alien language. I was the only one who understood. I translated the alien jargon into english.

The game went into extra innings. I can’t say who won because I do not hold that knowledge.

If anyone searches these blogs for “how to contact a real alien” I will be able to assist.

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