I got to work early this morning and needed to go upstairs pick up a packet of papers. I took […]
I Keep My Watch in the Drawer
I had to stuff my new baby watch in my drawer during the night because it kept ticking. It probably […]
Eat, Pray, Love, Have a Nightmare
I walked by a man sitting on a bench today and he kept saying to me, “Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch”. […]
Life is OK Without Coffee.
There was a woman and a 2 year old baby on the subway this morning [I’m an expert at child […]