Fight Over a Quarter

I stepped off the bus and saw a quarter in the crosswalk of 6th Avenue. I walked into the street […]

ODE TO A CUPCAKE

“Write a poem about your cupcakes and i’ll put it on my blog!” I messaged my friend Kristen on g-chat. I […]

Nitrous OxSide-Bang

I need a haircut. Look how long my bang is getting. It’s not even a bang, it’s an eye shade. […]

My New Intern is…

…a cow. He delivers me papers. He has extreme difficulty turning corners. I’ll need to mark that in his review.