Winners Don’t Smile

This is my softball team. I am dressed in the orange lady-shorts.

We are called the MTV Promosexuals.

The team consists of writers, producers, directors, editors, and interns for the MTV Promos department.

We are all in relationships with the Promos. It’s a department requirement.

I’m in a relationship with a :30 Episodic. An episodic is a commercial that promotes a show weekly.

We won our game last night.

The first game we’ve won in two years.

We played a travel agency who claims to be the one of the “leading experts in travel”.

According to the team captain Chris [guy holding the bat in the front row with his finger pointed to his right cleat], we “booked them a one-way ticket to Loserville.”

I hope they get Frequent Flyer Miles!

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