My Beeper

My beeper was going off like crazy last night.

I went for sushi with some friends last evening and my beeper was beepin’ off the hook.

I had to leave the restaurant 6 times to use the pay-phone on the street corner.

My beeper number is 700-800-beeper.

I love my beeper to much. It’s blue and kind of see through.

Sometimes when I get beeped, I pretend I’m an ER doctor and needed stat.