A Freak Occurrence

I took my routine morning Photobooth self-portrait. The lens was tinted yellow. It is never tinted yellow. WHAT DOES THIS […]

10 Facts About Kristen

After publishing my friend Kristen’s ODE TO A CUPCAKE poem in my blog yesterday, I’ve received nearly 20,000 emails asking to know […]

Fight Over a Quarter

I stepped off the bus and saw a quarter in the crosswalk of 6th Avenue. I walked into the street […]

ODE TO A CUPCAKE

“Write a poem about your cupcakes and i’ll put it on my blog!” I messaged my friend Kristen on g-chat. I […]

Nitrous OxSide-Bang

I need a haircut. Look how long my bang is getting. It’s not even a bang, it’s an eye shade. […]