7:20am Express bus into Manhattan. I was so tired. Got to work. Walked down hallway. Walked down another hallway. Flipped […]
LOOK AT THIS BUBBLE GUM SKILL
I promise it is not photoshopped. I had to run down the hall to the bathroom after this photo because […]
Headphones at Work
At work, I lean back and let my headphones support my head. Laziness at its finest.
72 Photos of Myself
Here are 72 pictures of myself from the past few months. My co-worker, Anthony, says I am an ego-manic. I […]
Interview With Jenny and her Shocking Apathy Towards Hansel and Gretel
It was just after 3:45pm on Monday afternoon, the first day of the work week, when I swiveled around in […]
TEMPS
Happy Friday from me, my cell phone, my desk phone, my striped shirt and that white cardboard box behind me. […]
It’s A Case!
Last night I had a dream. Strike that, it was an absolute nightmare. In it, my 24-hour-old IPHONE 4 rested […]
Makeup Your Mind
The only makeup I wear to work on a daily basis is mascara. I know what you are thinking, “Wait, […]