me before coffee ME AFTER COFFEE

Here is a little experiment to show you what I am like before and after I drink coffee.

Before:

It is 10:32am and I am at work. I feel tired. I got up and almost fell asleep five times on the bus. I didn’t want to leave the bus and getting out I was a walking with a groggy mind. I stare at the computer too long. My vision is being ruined. I kept picturing getting into the warm office and getting out of my boots that make my feet cold. I don’t feel like checking emails. I don’t feel like writing a blog entry. I want it to be the end of the day and I want to be in bed already. UGHHH. I want to take off my tight jeans and put on sweatpants. My desk is messy, and I have to clean it. I’m so unorganized and it’s too much to deal with right now. Do I want Iced coffee or hot coffee? If I want iced coffee I have to go downstairs. I’ll probably have to see people and talk to them. I have to run. The cafeteria closes in 10 minutes. Be right back.

After:

Maybe I’ll go out tonight. What should I do with my day? I want to write more of my essay for my Humor Writing class which I’m in. I am going to have a great day and use all my time productively. I am excited for Jenny come into the office so we can chat about our nights. I went to the Knicks game last night. OH! the water man just came to deliver water! I saw him in the elevator before and he was happy to see me again. He asked me my name and I said, “Becky”. I asked him his name, and he said “Alberto”. I love his accent. He’s so cute! This iced coffee tastes delicious. I made the right choice. It’s a treat because they were out of milk and I had to use half and half. Life is going to be ok.