Last month, I cut the cable just so I could feel 85 clams lighter. I did wonder for a flash if I would miss any shows I can’t get on the regular broadcast networks that I never watched in the first place, but in a perverse way I took comfort in having access to (read this sentence three times if you could not follow it at first; youth is on your side so your head won’t explode … that much). Thanks to this, your inspired take on yet another pointless time suck of a cable TV series, I have concluded that I am missing zero, zilch, nada, nothing. But, I enjoyed you acting like a loon for 1 minute and 48 seconds. You rate 1 minute and 48 seconds of my time. I am also certain that it would have taken me far longer than 1 minute and 48 seconds to find TLC since I always misplaced my 100 million stations guide and I never got the hang of accessing the information screen on my TV in the almost 30 years I paid out my butt for cable. Had I saved all that money, I could be the embarrassed owner of a McMansion.
Last month, I cut the cable just so I could feel 85 clams lighter. I did wonder for a flash if I would miss any shows I can’t get on the regular broadcast networks that I never watched in the first place, but in a perverse way I took comfort in having access to (read this sentence three times if you could not follow it at first; youth is on your side so your head won’t explode … that much). Thanks to this, your inspired take on yet another pointless time suck of a cable TV series, I have concluded that I am missing zero, zilch, nada, nothing. But, I enjoyed you acting like a loon for 1 minute and 48 seconds. You rate 1 minute and 48 seconds of my time. I am also certain that it would have taken me far longer than 1 minute and 48 seconds to find TLC since I always misplaced my 100 million stations guide and I never got the hang of accessing the information screen on my TV in the almost 30 years I paid out my butt for cable. Had I saved all that money, I could be the embarrassed owner of a McMansion.