1.
GaGa GooGoo I’m A Wittle Baby,
Becky
2.
Muffin Man Vengeance,
Becky
3.
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Where Are My Car Keys,
Becky
4. Sylvester Stallone’s Tooth,
Becky
5.
I Have A Little Tongue,
Becky
6.
She Was There To Sell Makeup, But The Father Saw More,
Becky
7.
Meanwhile Back On the Mini Chicken Farm,
Becky
8.
Please Pass The Pretty Peanuts to Paul. Properly This Time,
Becky
9.
I Own A Giant Cockatoo,
Becky
10.
Ricky Ricardo’s Apetite,
Becky
11.
Human Rats Exist,
Becky
12.
The Witch’s Guards From The Wizard of Oz Scare Me,
Becky
13.
Howard Stern’s Baboon Heart,
Becky
14.
I Gotzta Go Feed My Cockatoo,
Becky
15.
I Won the 2014 National Hide-And-Seek Competition,
Becky
16.
I’m Going To Be Late. Have You Seen My Car Keys?,
Becky
17.
Ouch! My Cockatoo Just Bit Off My Pointer Finger,
Becky
18.
I Ate 19 Bananas. Now what?
Becky
19.
The Devil’s Faithful Butler,
Becky
20.
Please Put Your Purse On the Porch. Properly This Time,
Becky
21. Buck-Toothed Tigers Are Cute,
Becky
22.
The Muffin Man Broke Into My Car Last Night And Stole $3 In Loose Change. Have You Seen My Car Keys?,
Becky
23.
Heavens To Betsy,
Becky
24.
Heavens to Becky,
Betsy
25.
Becky to Betsy,
Heavens
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Number 11 and 15 are pretty great.
Posing as author (in the nude),
McScarry