Pizza is so delicious. How could one NOT dance in it’s honor before one consumes it?
THE CONFIRMATION CODE
When Becky calls to check on the status of her lamp delivery, suppressed relationship feelings surface.
Anyone need to hire a group of 5 identical country singing sisters? Cause have I got the group for you. […]
Conjuring Mother Nature with lightening bolts. Want to make sure we are still on for the spa tomorrow. Receiving […]
I suffer from a type of body dysmorphia where whenever I look in the mirror, I see myself as […]
best cure for a hangover includes eating popchips in the sun. while pretending I’m a rich old lady who is […]
Minnie Mouse Brigade
6 Minnie Mouse costumed individuals followed me 25 blocks on my walk to work today. Every time I […]
Baby Genius
Tonight, my cousin Sydney grabbed my chin and spoke her first words, “You is beautiful people. And don’t let […]