Conjuring Mother Nature with lightening bolts. Want to make sure we are still on for the spa tomorrow. Receiving […]
CLONE STRETCHES
My clone sure does enjoy doing morning stretches. “Love doing my straaatches!” she tells me. She pronounces the word “stretch”, […]
My Clone Arrived In the Mail Today!
She won’t stop talking!
Sleep Time Traveling
I’ve been having bad dreams and experiencing sleep paralysis. Sleep paralysis is when your mind is awake, but your body […]
Company Photo
Took the corporate company photo today. No one would get off their phones long enough to get a proper picture. […]
Friends w/ Martha Stewart
Great perk about being friends with Martha Stewart is gaining access to her reserved parking space. Located in the […]
The time I disguised myself as Pope Benedict XVI…
…so I could spend the afternoon blessing President Obama