Last night I had a dream. Strike that, it was an absolute nightmare. In it, my 24-hour-old IPHONE 4 rested […]
Advice From a Baby
I met this baby in the back of a small shop in Colorado. It [I couldn’t tell if it were […]
Life is OK Without Coffee.
There was a woman and a 2 year old baby on the subway this morning [I’m an expert at child […]
Sandra Bullock tried to adopt me!
Today is April 28, 2010 A.D. The day that I discovered Sandra Bullock adopted a baby from New Orleans. I […]